The Adventure Of Jerkules
1 day while Jerkules was sittin in his living room watching Porno's and eating Pork Rinds he decided his life Licked Pouch!! Jerkules Decide he needed to become a super Hero because God knows this World needed 1. He Broke out his Thigh Master and a Barbell and started to work out.....15 seconds later he was as Buff as He was gonna get!! Hmmmm Now I need a Costume and a side kick Thought the Pudgy Pugilist. 3 Hours Later Jerkules was decked out in his moms best Sheets and Had Corraled his 85 pound freind Lester to be his Side Kick. Hahahahaha I feel so Cool dont you Lester? said Jerkules, Actualy I feel like a wanker said Lester as he pulled his Speedos out of his Butt. Naw Dude ya look Buff Just like me said Jerkules as he stared at Himself in the Mirror.
Now My Faithfull sidekick me must leave my House and Find some evil to oppose!! But Jerkules said Lester, Star Trek is comin on now... After Star Trek was Finaly over Jerkules and Lester Finally left the House... Jerkules and Lester walked Down the Sidewalk and Reveled in the Joyous Laughter of the neighbourhood. "Listen to the People Lester they are over joyed to see us!" said Jerkules ,Lester just nodded and kept his eyes Down on the sidewalk. All Of a sudden Jerkules and Lester were confronted by a Huge Fat Headed Bully wearing a Purple Football Jersey...... "Hawwww Hawwww Hawww Nice Fuckin Pants Dweeb!" laughed the Miscreant as He Grabbed Lester and gave Him the wedgie of his Life AAAAAAAAHHHHH Screamed Lester in agony!! No 1 abuses my Sidekick while Jerkules is around Yelled Jerkules in an angry voice..... Quik Lester Fetch my Bow and Arrow said Jerkules. The Bully Just Laughed some morethen asked "What the Hell are you wearing You Freak??? A BedSheet Toga?? Yes Replied Jerkules and Now prepare to be thrashed you sad Criminal!! BWAHAHAHAHA Laughed the Bully what are ya gonna do Knock me out with your big Fat Man Tits you tub of Lard?? This Sent Our Hero into a Blind Rage.....He Ran at the Bully With Fat Ham like Fists and Blubbery nipples flying everywhere....The Bully Quikly Fell to the Ground laughing his pants off under the Chunky onslaught. Jerkules helped His Companion Lester off the Ground and then turned to the Gathered citizens who had witnessed the epic struggle.......Fair People let it now be known that Jerkules and Lester will be here to protect you all from Injustice and stuff. Then Jerkules Farted and everyone laughed......See Lester the people Love us......Ummm whatever Jerkules can we go Home now My Speedos are Chafin me said Lester as he squirmed uncomfortably. Yes Lester Our Work is done for the Day But I fear we will never be completely free of Crime and bad stuff and shit??
Later that evening as Jerkules And Lester were relaxin and watching T.V. They heard an ominous knock at the Door........ Must be the Pizza Man said Lester...when suddenly the Door flew off the Hinges....The Door was blocked by a huge evil blob like shape that radiated evil, Oh Shit Lester Here We Go again said Jerkules with a smile on his Face.
TO BE CONTINUED IN THE FURTHER ADVENTURES OF JERKULES!!!!!!
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