t was really weird. First I was as happy as a very happy chappy- and
then.. well, things got a little messy. It started as a little bit of mess.
Then it became a HUGE bit of mess. See, I was walking along, when all of a
sudden, POW! WHAM! SLAP[ mind you, that slap really hurt!]! Then everything
turned completely black...
The next thing I knew, I was lying in hospital. Then the nurse came in, and said that I had something very seriously wrong with me. It turned out that the nurse had been mistaken, and she meant to be talking to the person next door. Anyway, I had been attacked by the Six-Eyed-Boogle-Headed-Seven-Toed Purple Monster. It was a extremely rare, and I was lucky to even touch it.I slept soundly that night.
The next morning, I was woken to the sound of heavy banging. It was the fire alarm[I hope I didn't 'alarm' you!]! Anyway,everybody piled out the Fire Exit door... to be greeted by the Six-Eyed-Boogle-Headed-Seven -Toed Purple Monster! Everybody screamed and ran back inside...to be greeted by another monster, only this one was a Eight-Headed-Three-Nosed-Sixty-Eyed Green Monster[ Jeez, are we having some Galactic problem or something?]! Anyway, the whole hospital staff,all the patients, and all the visitors ran back and forth for some time, before coming to a skidding halt, then collapsing on the ground and falling asleep.Talking about sleep, it happened to be time to wake up!
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